I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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