id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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