I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You coming home soon, man?
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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