Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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