Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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