I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
okay pat passed out under dana's car
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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