found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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