You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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