Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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