butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
