i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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