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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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