Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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