All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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