They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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