We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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