This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
