He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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