Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She told me I should be a condom model.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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