I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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