Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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