she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
bring money and cleavage
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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