so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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