your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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