i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
