youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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