thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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