He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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