I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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