You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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