Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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