I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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