I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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