God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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