i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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