So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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