It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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