actually, I'm a sock model
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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