STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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