My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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