If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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