Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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