i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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