time to smoke my breakfast
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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