i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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