she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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