just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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