I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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