dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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