this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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