Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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