Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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