Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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