I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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