For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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