Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize