You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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