I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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